Each Christmas or thereabouts, one of my aunts gives me a set of toiletries that include a bottle of body lotion. Ok but I’m not exactly excited about the scents that she chooses.
One year it was cucumber melon. Most recently it was coconut lime verbena. I do not want to smell like fruit salad! I don’t want people thinking I accidentally poured my food on myself! Geeeezzz!!!
Of course I don’t want to seem like an ingrate and use a up a wee bit of the lotion when she’s here. Hmmm…